January 23, 2004

White House Alert


Dean's Iowa Shriek (Via Little Green Footballs)

UPDATE: Mark Steyn on : How the Hulk exploded in Iowa. (Via Inoperable Terran)

But on he roared, jabbing his fingers and screwing up his face: ‘AND THEN WE’RE GOING TO WASHINGTON, DC!!!!! TO TAKE BACK THE WHITE HOUSE!!!!!!’ And then he made a monster-type noise — ‘EEEAAARRGHRRR!!!!!!!’ — such as the Hulk makes when he picks up a tank, rips off its turret, and tosses what’s left over a distant mountain range. But the berserker howl was pitched somewhere in Charlotte Church’s upper register and it was hard not to notice that he hadn’t exploded into a big green monster. If anything, he seemed to be shrinking.

Posted by Forkum at January 23, 2004 12:00 AM